Funny Birthday Quotes

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
- Cora Harvey Armstrong

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
- Bernard Baruch

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier

Getting old ain't for sissies.
- Betty Davis

Of late I appear To have reached that stage when people who look old who are only my age.
- Richard Armour

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's
birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
- John P. Grier

If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years),
I'd have taken better care of myself.
- Ubie Blake

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- C.E.M. Joad

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
- J. P. Sears

My birthday!--what a different sound ..what word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round, Less and less white its mark appears.
- Thomas Moore

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard

A birthday:—and now a day that rose With much of hope, with meaning rife—
A thoughtful day from dawn to close: The middle day of human life.
- Jean Ingelow

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
- Euripides

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
- Anthony Powell

Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
- Moe, from the Simpsons